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For general time-wasting & japes, please feel free to hang out here, see what's playing on our small screen cinema, find out what gadgets Uncle Norbet has left switched on in the kitchen, or just head straight out to the garden and get lost.

Or if you're here to get yourself an exciting PRIZE then carry on reading. "Knowledge," as Great Auntie Beatrix used to say "is power... Although shouting and persecution can work wonders too."


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Take the west staircase to the attic to get started on a thrilling quest worthy of a lazy Sunday afternoon in the eighties.

THE PRIZE is a skill ManBuyCow audio file, which, if you're a big lazy you can instead lazily buy HERE

HINT: In order to play you'll need to turn the volume up on your computer. And remember once you've solved the puzzle to add .html to the end of your answer...


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